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Carmel College (Autonomous), Mala is an aided institution of higher education in Mala, Kerala. The college was founded in 1981 by the Sisters of the Congregation of the Mother of Carmel, guided by their founders Saint Kuriakose Elias Chavara and Rev. Fr. Leopold Beccaro.
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Cedric Levan Richmond is an American attorney, politician, and political advisor who is serving as senior advisor to the Democratic National Committee. Richmond was previously a senior advisor to the president and director of the White House Office of Public Engagement in the Biden administration. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the U.S. representative for Louisiana's 2nd congressional district from 2011 to 2021. His district included most of New Orleans.
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