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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}

{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}

{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}