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Lauren Albanese is an American inactive tennis player.
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Gruting is a hamlet on the island of Mainland, Shetland in Scotland. It is about 1 kilometre (0.62 mi) southwest of the archaeological site of Stanydale Temple.
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Sabina Baltag is a Romanian weightlifter. She won the gold medal in the 53 kg event at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics held in Buenos Aires, Argentina. In 2018, she also won the gold medal in the youth women's 53 kg event at the European Youth Weightlifting Championships held in San Donato Milanese, Italy.
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